Ah this is … this is …this is not normal.
The world has gone a bit crazy.
For somebody like me, a nobody from nowhere, gets this sweet gig. Free suit. New boots.
Just because I don’t like men! It’s just …
That’s a joke, of course, just a joke fellas, calm down, hashtag not all men, but a lot of them.
Um … it is just jokes, but what are jokes these days? We don’t know, nobody knows what jokes are.
Especially men.
Am I right, fellas? That’s why I’m presenting alone.
Another speech? Try Steve Martin’s tribute to Gene Kelly, American Film Institute Life Achievement special, 1985.
“Gene said, ‘But Steve, what’ll I do when I get to the lamppost?’
I said, ‘swing around it a couple of time, make it like a big deal.’”