Oh my gosh! [sings] [Inaudible] loves you now!
I had a few call ups today, and [inaudible] thank fuck we did because [inaudible].
I just want to say a big thank you to Lisa for organising everything. And I'd also like to thank Sarah for helping her.
I'm so shy, I'm so shy I just don't know what to say. I'm a bit lost for words tonight, but I'd really like to thank everybody for turning up. It's absolutely brilliant, thanks. I just wnat to say that everything you gave me tonight is going to charity, [inaudilble] charity!
Sisters! [whoop]. They're not actually my sisters. But they are. They're like best friend sisters.
I'd like to thank my work. My family ... friends ... and [inaudible's] family.
There's too more special people that I'd like to thank as well. One being myself. Nah, one being my Mum, aw she's raging! And one being Big Dave. And a wee splash becasue I'd like to thank my sister and two brothers and their partners, for [inaudible]
I'll just say thanks!
But no, I do like to thank my Mum and Dad for thirty years: they've given me pocket money every week, seemed like we came to stage where we should call it quits, but I dunno. Another ten years and we'll be alright.
But now I'd like Mum, Dad, you won't even like the flowers so it's alright ... just for everything you've done,. for putting up with me for thirty years, there's been ups and there's been downs. There's been far more ups and than downs. But hey, look at what you produced!
I couldna asked for a more amazing mum and dad, I probably never tell you as much as I do, becasue I got a bit [inaudible] and that, but everything you've done for me over the last thirty years. I'm so spoiled!
They bought me my first car ... to helping me with my flat, to helping me with every boy that comes through the door, so I'd just like to ask my Mum and my dad to come up, and have these flowers ...
[presents flowers, just to mum] Thirty five quid, by the way!
Thanks everyone for coming by the way! Let's get ... well pissed. Can't remember the spelling. Yeah so let's get pissed, and can we have a few dancers on the floor?
Catch you later! Enjoy your night!