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Billy Crystal: 'I am the greatest of all time!' 15 RoundS, Muhammad Ali retirement dinner - 1979

March 17, 2026

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, there's very little that I can add or say about Ali that he hasn't already said himself. And this evening, I would like to pay tribute to this man who was a hero of mine with a piece that I wrote that he lived and I call it 15 rounds.

[BELL] [As Howard Cosell] Hello once again, everyone. My name is Howard Cosell. We are awaiting the arrival home of young 18-year-old Cassius Marcellus Clay. The young man who at the recent 1960 Rome Olympia, shocked and amused the world with his boxing ability and braggadocio, if you will. Here he is now only 18 years of age. Cassius, do you plan to turn professional?
[As Ali] See, nobody's ever seen nothing like me, so fast, so pretty. I'm so fast, I can play ping pong by myself. And I'm predicting that someday I'm going to gain 30 pounds and I'm going to become the heavyweight champion of the world.

[BELL] [As Cosell] Sonny Liston is not coming out! Incredibly young Cassius Clay, just as he predicted to this reporter four short years ago, has knocked out the man he called The Big Ugly Bear and become the new. heavyweight, champion of the world!
[Ali] I ]am the greatest. I am the greatest!

[BELL] I am Muhammad Ali. I will never be known as Cassius Clay again. Cassius Clay is a slave's name. I'm now a disciple of the honourable Elijah Muhammad. I'm now a black Muslim minister. I am now Muhammad Ali.

[BELL] [As news reporter] In the top of the news today, the eyes of the sports world to focus on Houston, Texas. where heavyweight champion, Muhammad Ali, also known as Cassius Clay, is expected to refuse military induction on the grounds of being a religious, conscientious objector. In other news Vietnam buildup continues ....
[As Ali] I will not fight in this war. This war is an unjust war. I cannot, will not fight.
[As draft offical] Step forward, when I call your name, please. “Cassius Clay ... Cassius Clay” ....

[BELL] [As Boxing Commissioner] Gentlemen, please, I have a brief statement. As commissioner of the New York State Boxing Association, we are issuing the following proclamation. A few hours ago, heavyweight champion, Muhammad Ali, also known as Cassius Clay, refused military induction. We are hereby stripping him of the heavyweight title ... No, no, no, no, no, no. The State Department is also revoking his passport, therefore he will not be licensed to fight any place in the world, including exhibitions.

[BELL] [As Cosell] Today, June 20th, 1967, Ali, today was convicted of draft evasion, fined $10,000, sentenced to five years in prison. There will be an appeal.

[BELL] [As Ali] For three and a half years, I couldn't fight. The best years, my prime years, my great years. Three and a half years, man! My great years, my good years, 26, 27, 28 and a half, nine years old! But then out of nowhere, the state of Georgia, 1970, gave me a licence to come back and fight Jerry Quarry. Ugly Jerry Quarry. I couldn't wait. Only took three rounds. Fwuuup! Knocked that sucker out. Then I went into Madison Square Garden against Oscar Bonavena. Ugly, he's awkward. Coming out, going ur ur ur ur! [mimes robotic walk] 15 rounds, I had to go. 15 rounds, and I used a left hook, fwuup! Knocked him out. And now Joe Frazier's the champion. I want Joe Frazier!

[BELL] [As referee] The winner and still heavyweight champion. Joe Frazier!
[As Ali] I still think I won. Now I guess I got to start all over again.

[BELL] [As Cosell] Today, vindication. Ali's conviction for draft evasion today was overturned by the United States Supreme Court by an eight to nothing vote. Ali was right. It is indeed an unjust war.
[As Ali] Howard, I'm free. I'm free at last. Now I can become heavyweight champion again!

[BELL] [As Cosell] Yesterday, an unknown heavyweight from San Diego, California, one Ken Norton, defeated Muhammad Ali, and in so doing, broke the ex-champions jaw. Ali fighting 11 rounds with a severely damaged mandible. I'm in the hospital now with Ali. His jaws are wired shut. Perhaps poetic justice. But more importantly, at the age of 33, have we seen the last of the great one? Mohammed, is this the end for you?\
[As wired jaw Ali] No ay oward! Aint no way oward! Even with my ‘aw wired shut oward. I'm still pretty. Ain't I pretty? Even though I got all this stuff Howard. You don't think I can come come back, huh? You and that bad toupee. That hair didn't come back, man. I can come back. All I've got to do is start all over again!

BELL [As Cosell] George Foreman is down incredibly here in Zaire Africa. Muhammad Ali at the age of 33 has knocked out a seemingly invincible George Foreman here in the eighth round, and become only the second man ever to regain the heavyweight title. An incredible upset.
[As Ali] Go sell you, chump! I told you I was the greatest!

[BELL] [As Cosell] October 1, 1975. Manila, the Philippines, Pearl of the South Pacific. Ali Frazier the third time around. Frazier unable to answer the bell for the 15th round. The thriller in Manila.

BELL [As Cosell] This was not boxing. This was a war. A big piece of Ali remained in that ring.
[As Ali] I fought everybody. Everybody that was to fight, I fought. I didn't dodge nobody. I was colourful. I predicted the rounds. I was bigger than boxing. My fights is seen all over the world. I fought Ugly Joe Frazier three times. I fought Ken Norton three times and sat through Mandingo twice. I was bigger than boxing ... Every place I go, they know me. I go to Bangladesh, they yell, "Ali. Ali!' I go to Africa, 'Ali Boma ye'. I go to Russia. I see Brezhnev in person. Carter can't get him on the phone! And at the age of 36, I'm 36 years of age. I'm still pretty. Isn't that something? Not a mark on my face. Isn't that something? 36 years of age, I'm still fast. They saying I'm slowing down, they say … I'm so fast. I can turn out the lights in my bedroom, be in the bed before the room gets dark. The only thing that could whoop me now is Father Time.

[BELL] [As Cosell] It's over! Young Leon Spinks with only eight professional fights has decisioned a seemingly ageing Muhammad Ali here in Las Vegas. An incredible upset. So much like the young. Cassius Clay 14 years ago in that ring in Miami Beach. The champ is dead. Long live the champ!

[BELL] [As Ali] [Soft piano] He surprised me that Spinks. I guess at the age of 36, I couldn't train like I want to train, couldn't do the things in the ring I want to do, gave that ugly sucker the first seven rounds and tried to come back after him. Just gave away too much. Every time I reached back for that something to knock him out, just wasn't there. Hell, he was so ugly. I figured ain't no way he could beat me. Oh, Leon. Yeah, they took away his driver's licence.he walked into a telephone pole. Everybody's saying to me now, they're saying, "Hey Champ, you must feel bad you ain't champ no more. You lost to some kid who looked like a train ran through his face." I say, "Hey, hey man, I ain't getting nothing to be sorry about. You see, everybody in life suffers a loss. You see, it's the one who can overcome the loss and make a success of himself that's really doing something. [applause] As I look back over my career, I was heavyweight champion 14 years ago, man. Ain't that something? 14 years ago. I had a great life. Allah has been good to me. 59 professional fights, made a lot of money, got beautiful kids, great family, got everything to look forward to.
But something's eating at me. I don't want to go out losing to no Leon Spinks with eight professional fights. I don't want to be remembered as being out of shape in that ring in Las Vegas. I want him one more time. And I'm going to do it. I'm 36 years of age, my body's tired. I don't like training very much, but starting tomorrow, I'm getting in shape for that rematch with Leon. Getting up early, I'm going to run with the moon! I'm going to start hitting that table and doing those pushups, doing sit ups, going to take the punches ... do whatever I have to do, and I'm going to run. And I want to be the first man ever to win the title for the third time. Nobody's ever done anything like that. But then again, nobody's ever done anything quite like me. And I'm predicting that I'm going to do it because I want to be the heavyweight champ for the third time. Because I can do it. And you can do it too! No matter what you is in life, no matter what colour, no matter what religion, it's never too late to start all over again. Never forget that. And you'll never forget me. I am the greatest of all time!'

[TRIUMPHAL MUSIC, ARMS RAISED, DANCING AROUND STAGE]

Source: https://www.avclub.com/wiki-wormhole-lance...

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In BROADCASTER 2 Tags BILLY CRYSTAL, 15 ROUNDS, TRANSCRIPT, 1979, 1970s, MUHAMMAD ALI, RETIREMENT SPEECH, ALL TIME CLASSIC, FUNNY, IMPRESSIONS, HOWARD COSELL, BOXING, SPORT
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Mike Tyson: 'He's a different breed of person. He's not like us', Tribute to Muhammad Ali, I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast - 2019

October 7, 2019

March 2019, USA

This was an interview on Michael Rapaport’s ‘I am Rapaport Stereo Podcast’

What made [Holmes] more special than anything was the internal fortitude. He was tough as nails. He got knocked down, he’d get back up and he’d fight you to the death. You know what I mean? And he got that from Ali — he was Ali’s sparring partner.

This is the thing about Ali: When we were watching him get beat up as an old man—even when I was a young kid—he’s not going to quit, you’ve got to kill him. He won’t quit. He was getting beat up every round, he had the sh*t kicked out of him by Larry Holmes. Is the champ done? No, come on, let me out. They wouldn’t stop. He had to stand up there and take the beating like a man. He wouldn’t quit.

In that way, I respect the guy so much. I have so much admiration for the guy. So much, but it’s just not right to do that as a human being. Just say, ‘It’s over. I’ll come back another day. It’s over. You got me.’”

“I always like to think I’m a bad motherf**ker. A vicious motherf**ker. I don’t give a f**k, but that’s the part where he, Ali, overshines me, because I can’t understand a man that’s willing to die for this. I talked the sh*t, but he’s the real deal.

[Gets emotional]

Ali is a giant. There’s no way other fighters can match him. He’d die for this sh*t. I’m not going to die for this. That’s real talk. Ali is a savage, he’s an animal. He’s a different breed of person. He’s not like us.

Source: https://www.ebony.com/news/mike-tyson-gets...

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Mike Tyson: 'I want to eat his children', post-fight rant - 2000

December 6, 2015

24 June 2000, Hampden Park, Glasgow, Scotland

The interviewer is Jim Gray. Tyson was three fights into a comeback. He won by TKO over Lou Savarese after 38 seconds.

[Gray]
Mike, was that your shortest fight ever?

[Tyson]
I bear witness, there's only one god and Muhammad, blessing and peace be upon him, is his prophet. I dedicate this fight to my brother Darryl Baum, who died. I'll be there to see you, I love you with all my heart. All praise be to my children, um I love you. God Amen, what?

[Gray]
Is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?

[Tyson]
As-salamu alaykum Aida. I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Lennox Lewis, Lennox- I'm coming for you.

[Gray]
Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--

[Tyson]
Nah, I didn't train for this fight.

[Gray]
--And have this end in 78 seconds?

[Tyson]
I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.

[Tyson-getting pumped]
I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.

Source: http://genius.com/Mike-tyson-tysons-speech...

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Muhammad Ali: 'That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale', The Greatest speech - 1974

August 10, 2015

17 September 1974, Waldorf Astoria, New York, USA

It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in, beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him. That's when little Cassius Clay from Louisville, Kentucky, came up to stop Sonny Liston. The man who annihilated Floyd Patterson twice. HE WAS GONNA KILL ME! But he hit harder than George. His reach is longer than George's. He's a better boxer than George. And I'm better now than I was when you saw that 22-years old undeveloped kid running from Sonny Liston. I'm experienced now, professional. Jaws been broke, been knocked down a couple of times, I'm bad! Been chopping trees. I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!

DON KING: Bad dude!

Bad, fast! Fast! Fast! Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch and was in the bed before the room was dark.

DON KING: Incredible.

And you George Foreman, all you chumps are going to bow when I whup him. All of ya. I knowyou've got him. I know you've got him picked. But the man's in trouble. I'm going to show you how great I am.

Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118147/quotes

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