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Martin Flanagan: 'Is sport the opiate of the people? Is sport the great distraction?' Sports Writers Festival, Opening night address - 2016

October 18, 2016

14 October 2016, Melbourne Town Hall, Melbourne, Australia

Opening oration at Sports Writers Festival. Tim Cahill features at Melbourne Town Hall tonight (18 October, 8pm) Tickets.

SPORT & POLITICS:  THE ADAM GOODES CASE RE-CONSIDERED, ONE YEAR ON.

for Doug Vickers

1.

In the 19th century, Karl Marx famously declared that religion was the opiate of the people.

In the 21st century, it seems fair to ask - is sport the opiate of the people?  Is sport the Great Distraction?

The poet TS Eliot said “humankind cannot bear too much reality”.  I happen to believe that’s true. Is sport now the principal means by which many of us insulate ourselves from reality? I think the answer to that is probably yes.

Someone once said that sport is the most important thing in the world that doesn’t matter.  At one level, I agree - but at the same time I never forget Nelson Mandela saying that sport has more power than governments to change social attitudes. That is true also.

Furthermore, sport has the power to illuminate aspects of our society and our social past that otherwise remain hidden.

My point is that sport - by which I mean popular sports that attract mass audiences - swing or pivoton a series of paradoxes so that often, in public arguments arising from sport, when others are absolute in their opinions, I find myself thinking. “Yes, but….”

2.

People have suggested thetheme I should address today is “Should sport ever be political?” I am tempted to reply – is sport ever not political?  It’s the story behind the creation of the modern Olympics. It’s the story behind the 1936 Olympics in Hitler’s Berlin.  It’s the story behind the State-sanctioned systematic doping instituted by Vladimir Putin’s regime in Russia and the turmoil since that was discovered, both the banning of Russian Olympians and Paralympians from the Rio Games and the subsequent hacking and release of the medical records of athletes who did compete. These are dark disturbing stories but the special magic of sport is that it also throws up bright, uplifting stories, too.

One of the best sports stories of my adult lifetime was the 1995 Rugby Union World Cup final between South Africa and New Zealand played in South Africa just at the time when people on the political extremes in that country were on the verge of initiating a full-on civil war. That story is expertly told in “Playing the Enemy” by John Carlin, one of my half dozen favourite books on sport. It was in John Carlin’s book that I found Mandela’s quote that sport has more power than governments to change social attitudes.  Who am I – who is any one among us? – to argue with Nelson Mandela on that score?

But just as the theme of politics and sport is universal, it also has to be understood locally. Right now in Melbourne, as Eddie McGuire found out to his cost, you’d be a fool if you thought the views of women don’t matter in footy debates.   Personally, in seeking to balance the views of the two sexes, I like the Aboriginal idea of men’s law and women’s law.  That is, there are two ways of seeing the world, two separate codes. They are not identical, but they have certain assumptions in common and need to co-exist.  In Australian football, this gets complicated since when I say I’m talking about football I usually mean men’s football. There is now also women’s football. And men’s football, throughout the length and breadth of the land, is hugely dependent upon the women working as volunteers around the clubs and not merely selling pies and cordial - as presidents, board members, commission members, secretaries, treasurers….. It’s a political fact that Australian football has to listen to the voices of women if it wants to have a future.

In 2000, a Dutch journalist writing a book on the great sporting events of the world attended the AFL grand final and tracked me down to ask two questions.  This was one of them: “The average percentage of women at premier league soccer matches in Europe is 13 per cent. With your game, it is 48 per cent. Why?” My answer is that women always seem to have been a big part of the game. The reason for this, I think, is that during the game’s adolescence, the period between 1858 and 1880, Australian football was basically free entertainment in the parks. Among the crowd which circled these games, there was neither a Members’ pavilion nor a ladies Pavilion. No-one could be prevented from attending since there no fences, everyone mixed as one.

The best account of an early match was provided by an English journalist who merely signed himself as the Vagabond. He saw Carlton play Melbourne at the Carlton ground in 1879. He describes the women he sees in the crowd, the lack of distinction between men and women, and between people of different religions and class. The Vagabond judged the game to be unruly and violent. He ultimately asked if it was to the detriment of civilized values and concluded that it was, thereby giving expression to an idea which has never really gone away and regularly re-surfaces, particularly during controversies about player behaviour. 

Social and political debates conducted through the medium of sport are like historical stews.  Sport is like a mask that people can hide behind and sound off so that many of the views that are expressed contain prejudices against women, prejudices against men, class prejudices, racial prejudices and prejudices against sport itself. One of the most radical and refreshing changes of our time has been young women flooding into sports that were previously regarded by some as the embodiment of male aggression and violence. If anyone wants further evidence of continued change in the culture of Australian football, it was surely Jobe Watson returning to Essendon after a year of exile and introspection in a cap with theword FEMINIST written on it.

Because sport is in everyone’s face all the time in this culture, everyone thinks they know about it.   Often, people who don’t like sport have opinions on sport which, when boiled down, come back to the fact that they don’t like Sam Newman or Shane Warne or some other cartoon character from the world of tabloid media, or they don’t like the fact that the endless shows on radio and television given to analysing sport serve to prevent people considering everything else that’s happening in the world.  Well, yes, it’s hard to argue with that. But, as I said before, it is also true that sport can be socially illuminating. An example of this can be seen right now on the walls of the Ian Potter Gallery in Carlton. Put together by Melbourne artist Grant Hobson, the exhibition is about the Koonibba Football Club, the oldest surviving Aboriginal football club in Australia. 

Central to the exhibition are 11 black-and-white portraits taken in 1939 at Koonibba, on South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula, as part of an investigation mounted by the Adelaide and Harvard universities. During the 1930s, there were intense discussions among academics, politicians and civil servants about what to do with Aboriginal people of mixed race or what was then called the "half-caste problem". Proposed solutions included eugenics or what was then termed "breeding out the colour". The 1939 photographs taken at Koonibba were like mugshots, the subjects being photographed from the front and side-on. The notes with the portraits, which artist Grant Hobson and a Koonibba elder found in the archives of the Adelaide museum, contained skull and facial measurements plus descriptions of skin and eye colours. If you track the history of the ideas of racial superiority underlying the 1939 expedition back into the 19th century, you’ll find they mutated with Darwin’s theory of evolution to produce the notion that there was a missing link between apes and human beings. Aboriginal people were portrayed as “the missing link”. The strength and durability of this idea was displayed this year when a young woman, a Port Adelaide supporter, threw a banana at Eddie Betts. 

However, what the self-styled “scientists” from Harvard and Adelaide universities didn’t appear to note when they visited Koonibba was that, beneath their threadbare clothing, nine of the 11 men they photographed were wearing Koonibba football guernseys. These were members of one of Koonibba’s most successful teams ever, remembered to this day as the Koonibba Invincibles. Famous AFL names associated with the Koonibba Football Club are Burgoyne, Betts and Wanganeen. Aaron Davey (Melbourne) and Alwyn Davey (Essendon) are grandsons of Koonibba’s Dick Davey. Daniel Wells (North Melbourne & Collingwood) and Graeme Johncock (Adelaide) are connected to Koonibba.  Put simply, I would not have learned the Koonibba story, if it were not for sport. There is so much about my country I wouldn’t know, if it were not for sport. There is so much about the world I would not know, were it not for sport.

3.

I now want to move to the biggest political issue in Australian football in recent times – the Adam Goodes affair of 2015. Before I do so, however, I want to make a few observations about contemporary politics. This is an age in which people are losing faith in democratic politics. This happened before, in the 1930s, most disastrously in Germany. Our belief in democracy being able to produce suitable social ends is being questioned by people on both the left and right. Into this state of political paralysis walks sport with its ready-made mass audience and its central place in to the entertainment industry.

Sport ideally is not about politics but in this culture sport provides one of the simplest and quickest ways of making a political point. What this gives rise to are debates about sport which are not really about sport, or are about sport and so much more. Outside football, non-Aboriginal Australians – and by that I specifically mean non-Aboriginal Australians of all races, colours and creeds - display little active interest in Aboriginal Australia. We all know this to be true – it’s our secret shame. It’s in this atmosphere that Adam Goodes gets called a monkey. It’s in this atmosphere that he points to a 13-year-old girl – by his own account, reacting to the voice, not knowing she is 13 – and she is marched from the stadium. After weeks of being booed, Goodes does a war dance and throws an imaginary spear into the crowd…. .

The main article I wrote about the Adam Goodes affair was actually about Chris Lewis, the last Aboriginal player to be booed as vehemently – in fact, far more vehemently – than Goodes was. In 1991, as West Coast built to its first ever premiership, Lewis established himself as one of the most promising young players in the competition. The following season, he copped full-on old-style racism and fought back – literally. He got the reputation of being a “dirty” player but his side of the case, his defence, wasn’t being put. He became the game’s outlaw. Its black outlaw. I defended him – the only journalist, as I recall, to do so – and we have maintained a relationship ever since. Chris Lewis has a warrior spirit but he told me when he was 21 that he’d “meet anyone half-way” and his life shows that he has been true to this belief. He has plenty of reasons to be racist, but isn’t.  That, I thought, was the point of the article but you wouldn’t have known it from the responses I got. In fact, I don’t remember a single response – and there were a lot - which dealt with what I thought the article was about.

I was sent racist abuse about Chris Lewis which was unchanged from what was said about him in the early 1990s. I had expected that. It was the other responses I hadn’t expected. For example, an Indian gentleman contacted me, demanding Adam Goodes’ mobile number. I had written a story on the Indian gentleman’s guru when she visited Australia some years earlier; he had been deeply impressed by the fact that I had accurately reported what she was saying about how to control our lives with positive thinking. He now advised me that, if he had Goodes’ number and the number of a senior figure in the Swans’ administration, he would advise them how to cure the problem with positive thinking.

I didn’t have Adam Goodes’ number and I would not have handed it out without his permission. Under the circumstances, my chances of getting that permission would have been nil. In the wake of my failure to provide him with Adam Goodes’ number, the Indian gentleman contacted me again saying that I should look deep into my heart and examine the racist feelings I harboured towards Aboriginal people. Why did the Indian gentleman deduce that I possessed racist feelings towards Aboriginal people? Because I had failed to give him Adam Goodes’ number so that he could solve the problem – or so he thought - with positive thinking.

Another reader – an articulate young man who was an avid Swans and Adam Goodes fan - wrote in accusing me of trying to create a historical scenario in which Michael Long was “the good guy” and Adam Goodes was “the bad guy”. I had tried to make the point that Adam Goodes represented something different, something new, at least to non-Aboriginal Australians. I’d just spent 13 years trying to writing a book with Michael Long, trying to see his story as he did and not as whitefellas do. In race politics, things are always changing. I said Michael Long was like Martin Luther King, Adam Goodes was like Malcolm X. I didn’t say Malcolm X was a bad guy, I didn’t say Michael Long was a good guy. But between Martin Luther King and Malcolm X there is, or was, a difference.

And Adam Goodes was different. I’d first noticed it reading his essay in the AFL’s official history published in 2008. Adam Goodes said things Aboriginal people don’t normally say to a non-Aboriginal audience. He called himself a half-caste. Aboriginal people, as a rule, never use the term “half-caste” - the Koori singer Archie Roach told me it made him feel like people were talking about cattle. In his 2008 essay, Goodes also wrote about his formative years. If I learnt one thing from my 13 years trying to write a book with Michael Long, it was how big the Stolen Generation, and the vast cultural divide it made for, is in the families descended from the stolen. Goodes’ father is a white man. His mother is Stolen Generation who grew up with minimal knowledge of her culture. At school, he copped it from white kids for being black and from black kids for being white.

I know of no other famous Australian story which starts at that point – the narrator being someone who’s an outsider in both worlds, Aboriginal and non-Aboriginal!  As I understand the story of his life, his understanding of his Aboriginality starts after he gets to the Swans and falls under the influence of Michael O’Loughlin.

During 2015, I didn’t write about Adam Goodes as if I knew him because I didn’t. We met once but I came away with the feeling that I hadn’t really met him. I think he’d say that too. We were polite with one another. I certainly don’t believe I would have won Adam Goodes’ respect then or now by writing an article that implied I know him better than I do. That’s why the article I wrote about the Goodes affair was actually about Chris Lewis. I know Chris Lewis. I could discuss the matter with him. I read the article to him before I filed it. He struggled with it but agreed to let me send out his message another time. Chris Lewis, Aboriginal warrior, will meet anyone half-way. Isn’t that what it’s all about? Meeting others half-way?

By now the Indian gentleman was texting me daily saying, “You must denounce racism! You must denounce racism”. I thought he was seriously misreading the cultural politics at play.  The Adam Goodes affair was my first confrontation with I call Trumpism. A lot of people were making pious calls for the AFL to act. A characteristic of Trumpism is that the old sources of cultural authority are suddenly without authority. Limp, ineffective. To the people who became intent on booing Adam Goodes no matter what, Gillon McLachlan, or what he is perceived as representing, was one of the reasons they were booing. To those same people, I was irrelevant, if in fact they had any idea who I was. I wrote that the only people who could stop the booing were the players. The Indian gentlemen went nuts. “They are only boys!” he cried. No, the players are young men who make adult choices about risk and injury for all to see on the football field and, commensurate with the skill and bravery they show in doing so, they win the broad respect of their audience.

Bulldogs CaptainBob Murphy led the way, writing an article in The Age in which he called the boos being directed at Goodes “blows to the soul”. I still wonder why more indigenous players didn’t stand up at the time. If Cyril Rioli, Sean Burgoyne and Bradley Hill had fronted a TV news camera and said to Hawthorn fans, “We represent you, you represent us. Each time you boo Adam Goodes, you’re booing us too”; if that had happened – and if, as a bonus, some of their whitefeller team-mates stood with them like the Melbourne players stood with their indigenous team-mates at that time – then, I reckon, there would have been a different conversation in the crowd between those doing the booing and the many non-Aboriginal people of all races and backgrounds who were opposed to it.

I had some sympathy with those who said booing has always been part of the game. It has. The football codes go back to medieval street games and street theatre. They’re about heroes and villains. They’re about booing and cheering. A football stadium is not a church. Proceedings are not conducted in an attitude of reverence. So, yes, I believe booing has always been part of the game. But I mean those words literally – booing is part of the game but there are moments when games cease to be games. 

In the 2000 Grand Final, Michael Long hit Melbourne player Troy Simmons with a hip and shoulder to the head and upper body which knocked Simmons senseless. I had spent quite a bit of time that year helping a young man who had broken his spine in a skiing accident adjust to life in a wheelchair. When Michael Long collected Troy Simmons, I saw how that same accident could occur on the football field and, for a long moment, feared that it had. The game ceased to be a game to me. I didn’t watch any more, I didn’t care who won.  Michael Long is someone I have deep respect and affection for, but this was something I had to discuss with him in the course of doing our book together.

Well, booing is part of the game but the game can cease to be a game and for me the booing of Adam Goodes did cease to be a game. It wasn’t just Adam Goodes who believed there was a racist element to the booing, virtually the whole of Aboriginal Australia did and lots of other people besides. Each week, more people felt the hurt being caused but still the booing went on. The beautiful Australian game became the ugly Australian game.

Essentially, what happened was that a debate or discussion we should be having as a nation but never do – the relationship between Aboriginal and non-Aboriginal Australia – had surfaced through the medium of the national game. Did Goodes being Australian of the Year have anything to do with it? In my opinion, without doubt, as became clear when figures like Alan Jones and News Limited columnist Miranda Devine entered the fray arguing (1) that the booing had nothing to do with Goodes being Aboriginal, that (2) they didn’t like the way he played but, (3) they didn’t like things he said as Australian of the Year - when he spoke as an Aboriginal Australian.

I found the debate around the Goodes affair confused and confusing. A traffic jam of a debate. For example, the issue of war dances. A war dance is a war dance. As Goodes said after he threw his imaginary spear, it’s a challenge. The New Zealand haka is the great war dance of world sport. But there are very clear rules about the performances of the haka, as there was nearly an all-in brawl after the Irish rugby team decided to counter it by moving forward and standing inches from the faces of the All Blacks as they were delivering it. And the challenge of the haka is never issued to the crowd – always to the other team.  When I wrote this during the Goodes debate, a reader wrote in saying that I was therefore anti-Goodes. I would like to have asked the reader - have you ever seen serious crowd misbehaviour at a sporting event close-up? I have, both attending soccer matches in Scotland and England in the late 1970s when there was a spirit of barely controlled violence all around you, and on my first visit to the MCG in 1971 to see a one-day match, when the place was awash with alcohol and police lost control of whole sections of the crowd.  

The journalist I thought who wrote best about the Goodes affair – by which I mean with the greatest penetration and insight – was Stan Grant.  When I met Stan Grant earlier this year at the Sydney Writers’ Festival, I said to him that the Goodes affair was both simple and complex. He agreed. Grant’s book, “Talking to my Country” - an extremely important Australian book, in my view – explains the complexity of Grant’s own journey as a man with both Aboriginal and non-Aboriginal heritage and how the tensions this has created in his life all came into focus for him during the Adam Goodes saga. One of the things Stan Grant’s book caused me to realise is that the Adam Goodes affair wasn’t merely about how non-Aboriginal Australians see Aboriginal Australians -  it was also about how non-Aboriginal Australians were being called upon to see Aboriginal Australians as they’d never seen them before!

Would I like to talk to Adam Goodes?  Of course. Have I got lots of questions to ask him?   Maybe  too many for a man walking a difficult and intensely personal path.  But at this year’s Sydney Writers’ Festival I heard that he had withdrawn permission for his biography, written by sportswriter Malcolm Knox, to appear. My understanding is that he  wants  to retire from the public gaze, as is his right. I am sorry about what happened to Adam Goodes but I am in no doubt he will be vindicated by history. In 25 years, probably less, he will be a huge figure in the history of the game. 

The AFL is routinely abused for having failed to eliminate racism. Two years ago, at the launch of the Long Walk, I sat with Michael Long on a panel while a television journalist said to him that the Adam Goodes affair was proof that he, Michael Long, had failed. You haven’t abolished racism, he cried.  This is a culture which provides huge public platforms for the likes of Donald Trump, Pauline Hanson and Andrew Bolt. Does anyone seriously believe that half a dozen sports stadiums around Australia are somehow going to be rendered immune from their combined effect?  The AFL can no more eliminate racism than it can end war. What the AFL can do is legislate for events which occur in its domain. have laws and enforce those laws, and thereby serve as a social model. Michael Long single-handedly revolutionised the cultural values of the game in 1993; that consensus held until the Goodes affair. We are now, historically speaking, entering new socio-political territory.

Recently, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick chose to sit rather than stand during the US National Anthem at a preseason game in protest against the treatment of black people and people of colour in his country. While I was preparing this speech I was asked, “Could that happen here?” Yes. And if it doesn’t happen here, something like it will happen in some other country around the world. I don’t believe the human frailties and weaknesses on display in the Goodes case are peculiar to any particular race or nationality. I take my faith from a dedication the great Aboriginal leader Patrick Dodson wrote for The Call, my book on Tom Wills: “The struggle never ends. The reward is the people you meet along the way”.  

I have tried to talk today about what happens when matters of national import arise through the medium of sport. I’ve also tried to frame the Goodes saga in a different way and untangle some of the knots that were drawn so tightly at the time. Another aspect of the relationship between politics and sport is the way people seize upon sport as a means of acquiring money and power. This happens in dictatorships, and by different means and to a lesser degree it happens in democracies. A famous Australian comedy was written about it called Strictly Ballroom. But there is little amusing about world bodies like FIFA and the IOC in which the most corrupt bodies and individuals have a history of flourishing shamelessly at the expense of the rest. I won’t talk about that in detail because you have another journalist speaking at this conference who is eminently more qualified to do so – David Walsh, the man who pursued cyclist Lance Armstrong for doping. These are serious subjects which deserve the serious discussions a forum such as this can provide.

But, whatever scepticism I have about the IOC, I still believe in the Olympic ideal. I still support the idea of young athletes from all over the world meeting every four years. I am in awe of the Paralympics. Ultimately, for better or worse, sport reflects human nature. One of my favourite sports stories happened one hundred years ago when the great armies in World War 1 ceased fighting on Christmas Day, met in no-man’s land, began kicking a can – maybe someone had a ball – and, in the mist of unprecedented human carnage, soldiers from both armies began playing with one another. One of those who disapproved intensely was Adolf Hitler. Why? Because he was a homicidal maniac and he understood intuitively that men who played together were less likely to kill one another. And, so, we are confronted with a struggle that never ends – sport is endlessly corruptible and there is a battle that has to be fought on that count. But sport, like hope, is constantly born anew and it is a fact that good things grow from it. And so I conclude today by saying: Play on.

 

See Tim Cahill tonight. (18/10/16, 8pm)

 

 

 

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Titus O'Reilly: 'But when a bunch of racists are doing it too, maybe that’s a sign you should stop', Sydney Swans supporter group, Rnd 16 - 2015

October 20, 2015

AFL satirist Titus O'Reilly gave this speech ahead of the Round 18 Sydney v Adelaide game at the SCG. It was at a pre game function and it was the week Adam Goodes didn’t play because of the booing. The emotion up there was one of white hot anger.

It’s terrific to be with you all here in Sydney today and in a fairly eventful week.

I’m also very happy this game is at the SCG but I do miss the rustic charm of the exposed metal bolts of ANZ Stadium.

I came up from Melbourne yesterday where there is obviously a lot of talk about Sydney at the moment.

I’ve always found the Sydney/Melbourne rivalry thing a bit strange.

After all they both have their attractions.

For example, you have the harbour bridge, an engineering and architectural triumph, we have a graffiti filled alley with a dumpster.

You have the Opera House, one of the great landmarks on the world, we have another graffiti filled alley but this one has a hard to find bar that seats just four people.

Being from Victoria and a consumer of only Melbourne media, I often have to be reminded that there are teams outside of Victoria.

The whole Victorian thing of supporting any Victorian club over an interstate one has always concerned me.

I feel pretty uncomfortable with any policy that requires you to be on Collingwood or Essendon’s side.

I was honoured to come speak to Sydney’s top supporter group and I’m told this group provides a lot of money to the Swans.

It must be nice to see your money going to a successful organisation that puts it to good use.

I’m a Melbourne supporter and that’s a bit like putting your money into an alpine fireplace.

There’s an immediate feeling of warmth, but it’s quickly over and suddenly you realise it’s all gone up in smoke.

So when I was asked to speak here, I thought I should brush up on my knowledge of the Swans.

I wanted someone who’d spent time here and had flourished in this great city.

Someone who had an affinity with Sydney and the Swans.

So I caught up with Eddie McGuire.

Now I wasn’t sure if he’d have an opinion or be willing to share his thoughts.

You may not know this but he’s a guy who usually likes to work quietly behind the scenes.

Speaking publicly is not usually his style but I thought it was worth a try.

So I sat down with him and said ‘what do you think of the Sydney Swans?’

So Eddie carefully explained to me how you northern clubs had secret underground laboratories.

These laboratories use the DNA of great AFL players to create ‘super footballers’ who are then trained in your unfair academies.

Really, Eddie thinks anything North of the Murray is basically North Korea.

Poor Collingwood, with their massive membership, financial clout and wall-to-wall media coverage.

It must be tough.

It’s always been a bit strange to me the controversies surrounding the Swans.

I’ve said this long before I was asked to speak here, so it’s not playing to the crowd, although I’m never above that.

For instance, the Cost of Living Allowance.

Basically, the argument has been; ‘how dare Sydney do something they’re legally allowed to do.’

In fact, it was what you were told to do.

And that’s the worst type of cheating! When you’re not cheating at all.

As if the other clubs would have said no to any advantage they can get their hands on.

What really upsets people though is the Swans have been successful in managing their club.

You’re doing all those things we said they could do and being smart about it.

How dare you!

Don’t you know that good administration in an AFL club just highlights how bad it is in others?

No wonder they’re upset.

Why couldn’t you have just recruited Karmichael Hunt?

No one would be angry with you then.

Hasn’t the Gold Coast Suns been a wonderful experiment?

It’s like a bad reality TV show.

Let’s get a bunch of eighteen year olds, stick them on the Gold Coast and then put an NRL player in with them.

How could that possibly go wrong?

Putting a sport team on the Gold Coast is like invading Russia in the winter, it never works.

I mean even Clive Palmer couldn’t get it to work.

Anyway, Sydney’s real mistake was stealing Buddy from GWS.

That basically ruined the AFL’s entire marketing strategy for the next five years.

The AFL had learnt the hard way that NRL players can’t play AFL, which is not surprising to anyone that has say, seen both games before.

So they needed Buddy at the Giants. They were desperate.

And you all ruined it by obeying the rules and putting together a better offer.

The pain lingers for them as Buddy has been a massive success at the Swans, especially once he realised what side of the road you drive on up here.

It’s why the AFL absolutely had to stop you trading last year for no real reason.

The AFL had no choice but to send a very clear message that following their rules is no protection from arbitrary decisions.

You have to remember, not long ago the AFL fined Melbourne for being found NOT GUILTY of tanking.

Now everyone knows they did it, although subsequent years have shown that might just be their resting state.

The AFL could have found Melbourne guilty, but it was more fun to say they were not guilty and then fine them anyway.

So the AFL can punish you whether you did something wrong or if you are completely innocent.

So basically, being in the AFL is like being in a marriage.

Anyway, I thought I should address the big issue at the moment, which has dominated the media this week.

Every one can see the big impact it is having on your club;

That issue of course is the large amount of stupid people in Australia.

We seem to have as much stupidity as we have iron ore.

If only China needed idiots; we could be richer and solve this problem.

You may have noticed that I’m a middle-aged white man and that makes me the perfect person to talk to you about racism.

If there’s one voice missing from the discussion surrounding Adam Goodes and the experience of being indigenous in Australia; it’s that of white men.

To be honest, white men are always a bit intimidated by any man who can dance.

Have you seen a white Australian male dance?

It usually involves both feet being rooted to the spot and a clear lack of understanding of what to do with their hands.

Spilling a drink while doing it is often a key feature.

What would be funny about this, if it wasn’t all so very sad, is grown adults saying they were intimidated by this dance.

Although that’s easy for me to say.

I wasn’t in the crowd and can only imagine how sharp that spear was.

What has been great this week, is having some of Australia’s great public intellectuals weighing in on the debate.

There’s been ex-footy players, AFL journalists, Shane Warne, Jason Akermanis and Sam Newman to name a few.

It’s just a shame no one asked Dawn Fraser for her opinion.

That would have meant we’d collected the entire set of ill informed sports people.

Obviously, these are the public intellectuals you want leading a debate on the complex and sensitive issue of race.

They all bring a deep personal understanding of what it’s like growing up indigenous in Australia.

What I do love about this debate is the arguments you get from those who want to keep booing.

Like this is what this is all about, not that it’s having a profound effect on a real person.

They honestly talk about their ‘right to boo’.

That must be in the Bill of Rights Australia doesn't have.

I actually had someone on Twitter tell me their right to boo Adam Goodes is protected by the First Amendment.

The first amendment! Where do I start with that?

We’re dealing with really stupid people here.

I mean who’s going around booing people all the time anyway?

Do these people ever boo people when they’re not in the safety of a crowd?

Just walk up to people and start booing?

I don’t know, maybe at their Reclaim Australia rallies they do.

That said, there have been a lot of times I’ve been stuck in a meeting and just wanted to start booing.

Any of you whose been in a board meeting would know that feeling.

Perhaps corporate Australia would be better off if you could boo the next consultant who suggesting something ridiculous and expensive.

I'm not saying everyone who boos Adam Goodes has been doing it for racist reasons.

Who truly knows?

But when a bunch of racists are doing it too, maybe that’s a sign you should stop.

It’s like if you have a long held opinion on a topic and then suddenly Brian Taylor starts saying the same thing.

You would immediately start questioning your own thinking on the topic and would definitely stop expressing it publicly.

If this was just about football and not racism, you would see others being booed.

I mean how does Adam Goodes get booed and James Hird doesn’t?

I guess racists have always had a soft spot for the blonde hair and blue eyes.

I like to focus on the fact that despite this horrible situation emerging, there are a lot of powerful and very good people on the right side of this debate.

We will win this.

We have what’s right on our side and the tide of history is flowing our way.

It’s just a shame that a great Australian has to go through this for Australia to wake up to itself.

I’m truly hopeful Adam is strong enough to handle all this but we need good people being vocal and lending him support.

Now moving on, if you listen to the media at the moment, you’d think Australian Rules football is about to fall off a cliff.

I just want to go on the record and say I actually quite like footy and I don't believe it's on the verge of imminent collapse.

I’m told saying that can lose me the media gigs I have.

But congestion is not going to end the game and we’re not going to be overrun by ‘soccer’ as the media breathlessly predict.

There’s actually a lot of good going on in footy at the moment.

Just this week, I watched a wonderful documentary on some Essendon players who travelled to India to spread the code over there.

Did anyone else see it?

For those that didn’t it was mostly just them clearing customs before they got on the return flight but still very powerful.

Basically it was like watching an episode of border security.

Still, a great initiative.

AFL is just so big in India at the moment so sending about five players for a clinic should push it over the top there.

Last night, we also had a great game with Richmond defeating Hawthorn in a game that has huge ramifications for the finals.

It means the Hawks can be beaten and I think that Sydney, Richmond, West Coast and Fremantle are all still chances.

Your guys have to step up. We need the Swans firing.

We can’t have Hawthorn win three in a row. It’s a world I don’t want to live in.

I can’t stand the idea of there being any more happy Hawks fans.

Then we have today’s game.

This should be a good one.

Today’s opponent, the Crows, are a team that we all have a fair bit of sympathy for at the moment.

It must be terrible to be living with the threat of Mick Malthouse coaching you.

They have a lot of good players Adelaide and we’ll soon know if Patrick Dangerfield is going to stay.

What a lucky guy, choosing between living in Geelong or Adelaide.

That’s the glamour of AFL for you.

So good luck today.

A Swans victory would be a wonderful end to a frankly horrible week.

Let’s hope your boys get it done.

 

Titus O'Reilly writes footy and sport articles, including his hilarious 'The Weekly Knee-Jerk Reaction' that are a must for sport lovers.

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