2011, USA
voiceover subconscience
Okay, Casey, this is it. The best man toast. This is definitely my conscience. Wooooooooh! [echos] Oh yeah. That was awesome. Holy crap there's a lot of people here. Okay. Calm down. This is easy. Just picture everyone in their underwear. Nice girl with the thong! Why is everybody staring at me? Oh yeah, the best man's toast. Oh yeah. Where'd I put that paper? Here it is [gets out speech]. I intend to thank myself for this one man ... [?] Okay Casey, just like we practiced it, sat in front of the mirror, in the shower, damn that's a great ass, knock it off ... just tell the newlyweds how you feel ...
Bobby and Jen, I love both of you guys with all my heart. This is a great occasion. Let's party!