8 June 2015, Cabra Castle, Kingscourt, Co Cavan, Ireland
Here's a song written by me,
Of how these two came to be together,
Stuck together forever,
From kissing in class to I love you,
From kickin' his arse to saying I do,
Sean & Caroline,
This ones for you.
Let's go from the start way back when
These two met in NUIM Kildare,
Where all the magic happens,
He saw her in Supermacs one cold night,
He said Jesus you're one's a bit of alright,
I'll give her a go,
And what do you know,
They shared a class, Mathematics,
It's just as well, 'cause they're a pair of thicks,
She said, Help me Sean I'm gonna fail this thing,
He said, Not to worry, my dad's the maths king,
So off they went on study dates with Dad,
(It wasn't that weird --ok, maybe a tad),
Who didn't Caroline, she could've been a drug dealer,
She wanted to go somewhere romantic and fair,
Don't worry Babe, we'll go to Ingar,
It's totes romantic,
We're right beside the cinema,
(Five euro deals on Wednesdays).
Her heart was full -- she'd never fall for another,
Apart for maybe the sexy younger brother,
Who knows?
But I'm relieved to be here on their wedding day,
'Cause I honestly thought Sean may have been gay,
Hear me out,
You might think, No. Not him,
But you haven't seen how he looks at Jim.
You've caught her now,
Thank God you didn't miss her,
I'd like to say thanks for the cool new sister,
This is the end of my speech and song,
I hope it didn't drag on for all that long,
So we'll raise a glass to Him and Her,
And wish them the best for their future,
Congratulations guys.