29 March, 2015, Melbourne, Australia
Guess it’s true, what they say
When you become a man
When you find the one and take her hand
Luckily for you, it all went to plan
And she didn’t say no, ‘cause that’d be sad.
Now you’re here with me,
I’m singing my best man’s speech.
For my brother and his wife
Now they’re stuck together for life.
When we were kids, trying to get to sleep
You’d say to me, ‘be quiet please, I’m trying to get to sleep’
But every breath you took,
Used to sound like this [snooore!]
So when you moved out of home, I thought, 'Thank the Lord
I won’t be missing you.'
And then you hook up, with a special girl,
Thought you were dead!
Never saw you again,
Then she found the ignition,
Let you sleep in the kitchen
Had you feeding the dogs,
Doing the laundry and dishes
Your independence is gone,
No more fun on your own,
Except for your bucks last weekend,
When we were having some fun
And although you met, on the internet
I know this love is true
It’s enough, to let the dogs on your expensive rug
And not keep them outside
And hey my new sister
From anther mister
You look so great on your wedding day
I hope it’s been the perfect day
And hey my new sister
Thanks for making him so
Happy all the time
Because his loneliness had never been a friend of his
So he searched and searched for you
Then one day in the craziness you came along
He couldn’t get you out of his head
It was Sarah this, it was Sarah that,
And Sarah this
Oh I knew that he loved you,
Sarah this, and Sarah that
And Sarah this
Oh I knew that he loved you
[musical interlude]
Adrian now, you’ve become a man,
We’re not the kids, we used to be
Though we’d scream and fight, as children
Now I really like it, when we two meet
I’m so proud of you,
All you’ve done for me,
Do you realise or not,
I’ve always looked up to you,
It’s okay, if it gets you emotional,
It’s the same way, I feel for you,
All the time that's gone,
Where have the years gone,
Adrian, I’ve got so much love for you.
So won’t you raise your glass,
[raise your glasses]
For these, these special two
Wish you nothing but the best
For your lives and all the rest
This is love, it’s clear to see,
Oh this is love, it’s clear to see,
So won’t you raise your glasses with me
This is love, it’s clear to see,
I wish you joy and happiness
For eternity
Thank you guys, have an amazing life, I love you both.